I’ve Been a Bad, Bad Girl

I’ve been careless with a cannabis game

And it’s a sad, sad world,
When a stoner looks for words
That aren’t even really there

It’s not in me to deny it
I’ve done wrong and I wanna suffer for my sins
I’ve come to you cause I need guidance to be true
And I just don’t know where I can begin

What I need is a good defense
Cause I’m feelin’ like a criminal
And I need to be redeemed
To the ones I’ve sinned against
Because you all bought my coloring book woh oh oh oh oh

Get it? I was gonna do this entire thing in song form, but really.

WHAT I’M SAYING IS THAT I DONE DID MESSED UP RIGHTEOUSLY, Y’ALL.

ALLEGEDLY*, there are four words missing from the Word Find page in the coloring book. I went back and looked at the key again because I was sure I checked it and made sure everything was there, but thought it was worth another look. OH WAIT, NO I DIDN’T BECAUSE I MANAGED TO LOSE THE KEY.

*Allegedly = two meticulous adults and me have now looked for these three words for hours and have not been able to find them. I’m reasonably sure they are not on the page.

I made it with a word search generator, and when I looked at the site today, there were some warnings about split words with spaces and not enough letters to qualify. The four words that are missing are: dona juanita, da kine, devils lettuce, and dime bag. Pieces of those phrases exist in the puzzle, but not next to each other. FUN TIMES.

i dont even know who you are

Another Day, Another Word Find

I am putting together another Word Find that I’ll post as soon as it’s done, along with a valid key for all you cheaty types, and maybe also you types who rightfully don’t trust me to give you a Word Find that won’t drive you to the brink of madness.

Happy Thursday, space cats. If you need me, I’ll be eating macarons under the bed until it’s the weekend.

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